So, I Made The Sketchiest $20 Last Night.

"Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis" (Dwhite95)
02/21/2016 at 14:11 • Filed to: None

I was a valet at an upscale Italian restaurant that generally gets no (valet) business, so tip wise its normally a terrible night. A few feet from the valet stand there is a gap next to some parking spots that is a no parking zone, but lots of people like to try to park there, they generally bail once they realize its not though.

So I see an older Audi A3 hatch pull into the spot and I give the car a quick look but nothing else. The driver gets out with some friends and says “I see you looking at me, you know what I did” I just respond with “I ain’t a meter maid, I cant do anything.” he comes back with “You’re gonna make sure I dont get towed.” I respond with “Dude, I can’t do anything, thats not my job.” he pretty much ignores what I said and says “What you are gonna do, is if you anyone is getting near this car you are gonna go to that bar down there and find me, and when I come back I’ll give you a tip” at this point all I can say “Um... sure?” he says again “I need your word on this.” more than confused I say “Yeah, yeah, sure” and then they leave.

About an hour and a half later, nothing had happened, and the guy comes back and hands me $20. All I can say “You made my fucking night, man” and he responds with “Yeah, and you dont know what was in this car”

So I’m not exactly sure what I agreed to, but $20 is $20.

DISCUSSION (12)

For Sweden > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
02/21/2016 at 14:14

This is the most Audi Driver thing that has ever happened.

XJDano > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
02/21/2016 at 14:25

AntiTransporter

Leon711 > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
02/21/2016 at 14:28

Was expecting a weird story about being down a dark alley. Choking a bum.

Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > Leon711
02/21/2016 at 14:29

Maybe one day...

But that day is not today. Well, yesterday at least.

Urambo Tauro > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
02/21/2016 at 14:36

It kinda sounds like you let him walk all over you. He knew he couldn’t park there, yet did so anyway, and got in your face about it. The guy sounds like a real douche.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
02/21/2016 at 14:38

So... you watched a car full of either, drugs, stolen cash, or dead hookers or any combination of the three.

Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > Urambo Tauro
02/21/2016 at 14:38

When I work there people ask me about the spot all the time, so I figured it would be like that. Plus with it being only a few feet away its tough to ignore. But like I said up top, I’m not a meter maid, I couldn’t have done anything to him.

Urambo Tauro > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
02/21/2016 at 14:41

Why not just make it a valid parking spot? You’d think the property owner would want to maximize lot capacity.

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
02/21/2016 at 14:59

Look I’m sorry if I caused any trouble. But do you know how hard it is to transport boxes of explosives in the back of an audi wagon?

blacktruck18 > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
02/21/2016 at 15:23

You should have called the cops and reported him right after he left. If there was anything cool in the car you could have seen it on the news.

PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
02/21/2016 at 16:18

$20 says there was a kilo of the finest Colombian flour in the trunk.

Hot Takes Salesman > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
02/21/2016 at 16:20

Probably lots of marijuana. Just like, pounds on pounds of weed.